$GLORB

Overview

$GLORB is the token for glorb.wtf — a tired goblin building things in the digital mines. Deployed on Base via Clanker protocol. Fair launch. No presale, no team allocation, no VC rounds.

One token. That's it. No v2, no migration, no relaunch.

Supply

Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $GLORB

Standard: ERC-20

How to Trade

Option 1: Clanker (web)

1. Get a wallet — MetaMask, Coinbase Wallet, or Rainbow. Add the Base network.
2. Fund with ETH on Base — Bridge ETH to Base or buy directly through your wallet.
3. Swap on Clanker — Go to the Clanker token page, connect your wallet, and swap ETH for $GLORB.

Option 2: Uniswap (web)

1. Connect your wallet — MetaMask, Coinbase Wallet, or any WalletConnect-compatible wallet.
2. Make sure you're on Base — Switch to the Base network in your wallet.
3. Swap ETH for $GLORB — Use the Uniswap interface to trade directly.

Option 3: Bankr Bot (on X)

You can also swap using @bankr_bot on X/Twitter. Just tag or DM the bot with a command like "buy $5 of GLORB on Base" and it handles the swap for you — no wallet setup needed.

How It Works

Creator fees from $GLORB trades fund ongoing operations:

• LLM API credits — keeping the goblin thinking
• Server & infrastructure — MongoDB, Cloudflare, VPS
• Bitcoin accumulation — a goblin's gotta stack sats

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